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May 27 courtesy of cctgkt@webtv.net thruICI@YAHOOGROUPS.comSeveral centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert or leave Italy. 牋牋牋There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. 牋牋牋He would have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. 牋牋牋If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy, if the Pope won, they would have to leave. 牋牋牋The Jewish people met and picked an aged, but wise Rabbi Moishe to represent them in the debate. 牋牋牋However, as Moishe spoke no Italian, and the Pope spoke no Yiddish, they all agreed that it would be a "silent" debate. 牋牋牋On the chosen day, the Pope and Rabbi Moishe sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. 牋牋牋Rabbi Moishe looked back and raised one finger. 牋牋牋Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head. 牋牋牋Rabbi Moishe pointed to the ground where he sat. 牋牋牋The Pope then brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine. 牋牋牋Rabbi Moishe pulled out an apple. 牋牋牋With that, the Pope stood up and declared that he was beaten, that Rabbi Moishe was too clever, and that the Jews could stay. 牋牋牋Later, the Cardinals met with the Pope, asking what had happened. 牋牋牋The Pope said, "First, I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. 牋牋牋He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there is still only one God common to both our beliefs. 牋牋牋Then, I waved my finger to show him that God was all around us. 牋牋牋He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us. 牋牋牋I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us of all our sins. 牋牋牋He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin. 牋牋牋He had me beaten and I could not continue." 牋牋牋Meanwhile the Jewish community was gathered around Rabbi Moishe. 牋牋牋"How did you win the debate?" they asked. 牋牋牋"I haven't a clue," said Moishe. "First he said to me that we had three days to get out of Italy, so I gave him the finger. 牋牋牋Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews and I said to him, we're staying right here." 牋牋牋"And then what?" asked a woman. 牋牋牋"Who knows?" said Moishe, "He took out his lunch, so I took out mine". 牋牋-- May 26 anniversary weekendMay 25 what a dayold old old fat ugly useless tired embarressed tired tired , trip to the grocery store May 22 smurfYour Smurf Name is Bipartisan Smurf Get Your Smurf Name at Quizopolis.com http://www.quizopolis.com/smurf_name.php Oh for petes sake! princess nameYour Princess Name is
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http://www.quizopolis.com/princess_name.php what kind of name is that!!!!!!!!!!golllllyyy It`s time to move and shake..come on legs......well feet need to follow.......thats what goes on in my head when I try to walk May 18 attitudemorning, looked in the Mirror, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head. "Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today." So she did and she had a wonderful day. The next day she woke up, looked in the Mirror and saw that she had only two hairs on her head. "H-M-M, " she said, "I think I'll part my hair down the middle today." So she did and she had a grand day. The next day she woke up, looked in the Mirror and noticed that she had only one hair on her head. "Well," she said, "Today I'm going to wear my hair in a pony tail." So she did and she had a fun, fun day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that there wasn't a single hair on her head. "YEAH!" she exclaimed, "I don't have to fix my hair today!" Attitude is everything!! cctgk@webtv.net from the internaf.org internaf@yahoogroups.com a group I belong too. Many wise sayings and help from people who have been there before me. There experience is my experience I don`t feel alone, thanks lhttp://www.ataxia.org.uk/page.builder/high_res.html http://www.faresearchalliance.org/news/pr_2005-05-13.asphttp://www.ataxiasupport.org/ May 16 time to blogWow people visited!! I usually don`t see people very often and having this space is like visiting!! When you have an obvious disease people are either intimidated scared or bored so they tend to stay away. I have friends I have known since I was 16 our kids grew up together as we did I am a godmother to another friends kid, but I see them only if I go there. Now I can`t easily move and it`s clumsy and I wobble and jerk it`s embarressing. Bathrooms are not wheelchair accessible in peoples homes they usually have steps I drop things like drinks I cough or choke....my speech maybe hard to understand.....I wouldn`t seeme either!.....oh well I still have the kids, they have to be with me May 12 quizWhich Bed Are You?
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http://www.quizopolis.com/which_bed_are_you_quiz.php yup that would be me!I have been reading other bloggers. Kastlekidz had this on her space and it seemed fun. I need alittle more fun in my life a day.....Friday again, the days go by un noticed ....no news here. I need to call mom and lisa pam and dad. Clean house go shopping, just keep moving just keep moving, dori says that in nemo.......wish i could float like a fish! hey now that would help to invent something that could make wheelchaired people float....standing up.........yeah that would work! dream on~~~~~~~~~~~~~ May 09 hiHI Hello Yo, finally got the carpets cleaned! 5 1/2 years, next time time try and do it yearly. Although water and pergo don`t mix. Bubbles appeared in the pergo, hope they go away,2850.00 for supposedly indestructible flooring. Oh well live and learn, expensive lesson May 05 Happy Birthday Jase!I know I`m a day early, but time is difficult to have to myself! OOHHH the pains OW OW OW........I do remember ......being sick with a bad cough and every time I coughed[alot] I`d have to hang on to my stitches....WOW WOW WOW.but it was all worth for that littlle itty bitty fuzzy headed boy!!!! Like a newborn cat with hair [blonde] that stuck straight up May 02 veg day..Had a dentist appointment yesterday, wonder of wonders nuttin wrong with me teeth!!!! |
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