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    May 27

    courtesy of cctgkt@webtv.net thruICI@YAHOOGROUPS.com

    Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert
    or
    leave Italy.
    牋牋牋There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so
    the Pope offered a deal.
    牋牋牋He would have a religious debate with the leader of
    the Jewish community.
    牋牋牋If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy, if the Pope
    won, they would have
    to leave.
    牋牋牋The Jewish people met and picked an aged, but wise
    Rabbi Moishe to represent them in the debate.
    牋牋牋However, as Moishe spoke no Italian, and the Pope
    spoke no Yiddish, they all agreed that it would be a "silent" debate.
    牋牋牋On the chosen day, the Pope and Rabbi Moishe sat
    opposite each other for a
    full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.
    牋牋牋Rabbi Moishe looked back and raised one finger.
    牋牋牋Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head.
    牋牋牋Rabbi Moishe pointed to the ground where he sat.
    牋牋牋The Pope then brought out a communion wafer and a
    chalice of wine.
    牋牋牋Rabbi Moishe pulled out an apple.
    牋牋牋With that, the Pope stood up and declared that he was
    beaten, that Rabbi
    Moishe was too clever, and that the Jews could stay.
    牋牋牋Later, the Cardinals met with the Pope, asking what
    had happened.
    牋牋牋The Pope said, "First, I held up three fingers to
    represent the Trinity.
    牋牋牋He responded by holding up one finger to remind me
    that there is still only
    one God common to both our beliefs.
    牋牋牋Then, I waved my finger to show him that God was all
    around us.
    牋牋牋He responded by pointing to the ground to show that
    God was also right here
    with us.
    牋牋牋I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God
    absolves us of all our sins.
    牋牋牋He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original
    sin.
    牋牋牋He had me beaten and I could not continue."
    牋牋牋Meanwhile the Jewish community was gathered around
    Rabbi Moishe.
    牋牋牋"How did you win the debate?" they asked.
    牋牋牋"I haven't a clue," said Moishe. "First he said to me
    that we had three days to get out of Italy, so I gave him the finger.
    牋牋牋Then he tells me that the whole country would be
    cleared of Jews and I said to him, we're staying right here."
    牋牋牋"And then what?" asked a woman.
    牋牋牋"Who knows?" said Moishe, "He took out his lunch, so I
    took out mine".
    牋牋--
    May 26

    anniversary weekend

    Well its 23 years married, 25 years together wow wowow ow. Bumps and bruises but we have arrived..........went to sonic with the kidsyowling and screaming again 12-3  12-3  12-3 whats wrong with this picture? Apparrently the 12 almost 13 thinks its normal to dominate and control the 3 yr old.  How do I put space between them? its only the 2nd day of summer YIKES!!!! Will I survive or at least make it thru in one piece. I have the  whole summer being indoors with the kids......being disabled is so difficult with kids.........useless useless useless This should be all about my wonderful husband who has lived thru cooking disasters diapers and of course disability!! Happy Anniversary Eddie, God has his reasons and if I don`t say it enough I`m sorry, I love you
    May 25

    what a day

    old old old fat ugly useless tired embarressed tired tired , trip to the grocery store awful awful awful kids constantly fighting overspent and a fall.........here we go again
    May 22

    smurf

    Your Smurf Name is

    Bipartisan Smurf

    Get Your Smurf Name at Quizopolis.com

    http://www.quizopolis.com/smurf_name.php

    Oh for petes sake! Jaylee-sweet toothed smurf****eddie-insane smurf****Jaron-drunken smurf********jason-tarty smurf

    princess name

    Your Princess Name is
    Nancy the Solemn, Princess of Rosarin
    Get Your Princess Name at Quizopolis.com
    http://www.quizopolis.com/princess_name.php  what kind of name is that!!!!!!!!!!golllllyyy It`s time to move and shake..come on legs......well feet need to follow.......thats what goes on in my head when I try to walk 
    May 18

    attitude

    There once was a woman who woke up one
    morning, looked in the Mirror,  and noticed she
    had only three hairs on her head.
    "Well," she said, "I think I'll  braid my hair today."

    So she did and she had a wonderful day.

    The next day she woke up, looked in the Mirror
    and saw that she had only two hairs on her head.
    "H-M-M, " she said, "I think I'll part my hair down
    the middle today."

    So she did and she had a grand day.

    The next day she woke up,  looked in the Mirror
    and noticed that she had only one hair on her head.
    "Well," she said, "Today I'm going to wear my hair
    in a pony tail."

    So she did and she had a fun, fun day.

    The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and
    noticed that there wasn't a single hair on her head.


    "YEAH!" she exclaimed, "I don't have to fix my hair
    today!"

    Attitude is everything!! cctgk@webtv.net  from the internaf.org    internaf@yahoogroups.com     a group I belong too. Many wise sayings and help from people who have been there before me.  There experience is my experience I don`t feel alone, thanks lhttp://www.ataxia.org.uk/page.builder/high_res.html  http://www.faresearchalliance.org/news/pr_2005-05-13.asphttp://www.ataxiasupport.org/
             
    May 16

    time to blog

    Wow people visited!! I usually don`t see people very often and having this space is like visiting!! When you have an obvious disease people are either intimidated scared or bored so they tend to stay  away. I have friends I have known since I was 16 our kids grew up together as we did I am a godmother to another friends kid, but I see them only if I go there. Now I can`t easily move and it`s clumsy and I wobble and jerk it`s embarressing. Bathrooms are not wheelchair accessible in peoples homes they usually have steps I drop things like drinks I cough or choke....my speech maybe hard to understand.....I wouldn`t seeme either!.....oh well I still have the kids, they have to be with me Mom said she fell the other day and it took her 15 minutes to climb up in the wheelchair. She crawled into the kitchen and finally pulled herself up, scared Shannon who`s 10. I fell in the bathtub trying to clean and couldn`t get up. I sat and wiggled everything to make sure nothings broke, it took me 5 mins to figure how to get out of that one. Lisa fell out of her wheelchair and hit the pavement at Target. She`s bruised but laughing. Mom`s calm I`m praying Lisa`s laughing, well at least no visits to emergency thankyou Jesus! Thanks for visting Marnie and Steph
    May 12

    quiz

    Which Bed Are You?
    Futon
    Just like the futon you are organised and sensible
    Find out your Bed Type at Quizopolis.com
    http://www.quizopolis.com/which_bed_are_you_quiz.php                                    yup that would be me!I have been reading other bloggers. Kastlekidz had this on her space and it seemed fun. I need alittle more fun in my life

    a day.....

    Friday again, the days go by un noticed ....no news here. I need to call mom and lisa pam and dad. Clean house go shopping, just keep moving just keep moving, dori says that in nemo.......wish i could float like a fish! hey now that would help to invent something that could make wheelchaired people float....standing up.........yeah that would work! dream on~~~~~~~~~~~~~lifes`s a peach...i want to bite!!
    May 09

    hi

    HI Hello Yo, finally got the carpets cleaned! 5 1/2 years, next time time try and do it yearly. Although water and pergo don`t mix. Bubbles appeared in the pergo, hope they go away,2850.00 for supposedly indestructible flooring. Oh well live and learn, expensive lesson. Kids are fighting fighting fighting....It never seems to stop, yelling threatening time outs what next. I feel like wicked witch of the west constantly screaming and making threats. Maybe its time to beg!!!!!!!Oh well I`ll pray my way thru this tooWell see ya!
    May 05

    Happy Birthday Jase!

    I know I`m a day early, but time is difficult to have to myself! OOHHH the pains OW OW OW........I do remember ......being sick with a bad cough and every time I coughed[alot] I`d have to hang on to my stitches....WOW WOW WOW.but it was all worth for that littlle itty bitty fuzzy headed boy!!!! Like a newborn cat with hair [blonde] that stuck straight upJason Edward your my first born, Happy Birthday. I thought I was dying instead I started a new life I love You Jase....
    May 02

    veg day..

    Had a dentist appointment yesterday, wonder of wonders nuttin wrong with me teeth!!!! yeah! I am so nervous going to the dentist..pain...lots of money....pain....lotsa money...There was a little boy 9-10 who may have broke a tooth? or a teeth cleaning? screamimg yelling crying loud loud loud...I started gettin real nervous. I ask the Dentist, Dr. Alvarez tell me it`s not a cleaning please....poor baby he won`t be easy to bring for check-ups. His mom is in for a rea;l fight!!!!! It`s bed-time, jaylee has snake nightmares.  Its hard to sleep she has to be touching me an alot of th time she snuggles underneath me. My back is killing me brcause I`m laying on a lump! . goodnight++++